We own a selection of companies that have crypto assets. When you buy a company from us, we will actively trade a small portion of the pot whilst investing it in particular tokens/coins. 

In bear markets we aim to whether the storm as best as possible by remaining in stable coins for most of it and doing some shorts. And in bull markets we will buy tokens, stake some of them for yield and also trade them.

It's important to note that the profits from these businesses will not be consistent. We can't control the market you see, only how we react/ride the market. So if you join during a sustained bear market, there is likely to be no profit or even losses. But when crypto is in a bull market then your 'Egg' should perform well.

Yes indeed. You have either 2 payment options. You can pay for the whole business up front. OR, you can pay for 50% up front and then the remaining 50% is 'deferred' over a 3 year payment. We like to de-risk things for you as much as possible. So if there is a month where your Egg doesn't make profits, then your deferred payment and maintenance charge is paused. Then if there are sufficient profits in the future, then the Egg can catch up on its paused payments. We only want to make profit if you do you see...

Great question and we have in fact been operating through the worst bear market crypto has ever seen.

The first port of call is that whenever assets breach and remain below base support levels, we exit to stable coins! Then re-enter when key resistance is breached. It's a bit more complex than that, but it's called the Siam Side Step. Prime example of this is Olympus DAO. We entered at $350, rode it up until it broke base support at $1000ish and exited at $950. It's since dropped to sub $10!

On top of that, we like shorting falling cryptos. Particularly shit coins. We shorted many shit coins like GST at $5 down to $0.05!

During volatile times like 2022, we predominantly remained in cash. For instance, during the worst parts of 2022, the market crashed about 25% each month. Annoyingly, we did take some losses, but they were less than what the market did. But these losses could pale in comparison to what the eventual bull market could deliver... 

You'll be the Director of course, but every business has staff. That's no different here, except your 'egg' will have our resident expert, Siam Kidd. He will act as your remote 'Ops Manager' keeping your ship efficient and floating. Golden Geese will take a monthly maintenance fee of £5000 per month to administer all aspects of the company.

For this we will protect your company assets, ensuring you have the correct assets, jumping in and out of the market as required, creating monthly reports etc. Above all, Siam is very good at reading the market and calling the highs and lows. So if he sees danger ahead, he will liquidate your crypto into stable coins in order to sidestep a potential storm. Then he'll buy more tokens for lower prices when the storm has passed. His expertise has been invaluable so far for our egg buyers.

Also, this maintenance fee doesn't affect you at all, as it's only taken during profitable months. 

Another reason for this mandatory 3 year maintenance contract is so that we (Golden Geese) can protect our 3 year deferred payments. After the deferred payments are complete, you may take full control of the company and do it all yourself and be slightly more profitable. Or you could just continue with us... 

Not entirely. There's only so much info we can put on the home page of a website and there are as many negatives to these eggs as there are positives. But people generally fear what they don't understand and knowledge within a niche exponentially diminishes fear within that niche.

We're aware that this is a weird biz concept based upon the Crypto world, so it's as weird as it gets. But this is why you should book in a Zoom call so we can go through every and ANY question.

In terms of 'what's in it for us', it's a valid thought/question. Especially as we are selling a crypto trading businesses for below market value. Normally, companies with these attributes sell for 7-10 x EBIT. 'So what's the catch GoldenGeese!?'

We are strong believers in transparency, (this is WHY crypto was invented!) so being completely frank:

i.) This is a new venture for us so we need to quickly develop a strong base of happy clients.

ii.) If this is accomplished, then the probability of repeat business then increases. Our longevity relies on long lasting relationships with our egg buyers and repeat business.

iii.) Even with this under-valuation, it is still very lucrative for us if we deliver what we expect to. We like win-win outcomes. 

Meet the Golden Geese founder:

Siam Kidd
Siam is one of the UK's leading experts on Crypto. Was the former Crypto advisor to the British High Commission and is the author of the best-selling book, 'The Crypto Book'. Siam has made and lost millions on the crypto market and it is him that will be looking after your eggs. Siam puts a small fraction of his work on YouTube.